DEAR DIARY-A. LEWL. I m 2 rite u today abuot my truoble in teh 4th GRADE n skewl
tihs 1 fat kid was all liek, gimme u brownie at lucnh. I was liek "WTF no get u own" n he wuz all liek "DUED i take teh browni or u = beat up in teh face. I was liek NOOOO....
teh moral of teh stori is taht i gave teh fatso my bronwie n he got belly button cancer n died.