Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to You, FodderMan!
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| Hello, I'm FodderMan. I represent every fodder character in the GameFAQs Summer Contests. I represent Mr. Driller, Ms. Pac-Man, "Serious" Sam, Tom Nook, Mr. Resetti, and JC Denton, just to name a few. | |
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| Really... What about Gordon Freeman? | |
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Gordon Freeman Never Wins
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| What!? Who do I look like? LoserMan? Jeeze... The nerve of some people... | |
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| Well, then, who does represent Gordon Freeman? | |
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Poor Guy... Can Never Get a Break...
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| Hello, I'm Gordon FreemanMan and I'm an alcoholic. I always lose to less than settlar characters like Tina Armstrong and Max Payne. | |
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| Oh... But I'll get my revenge... Oh, yes. It'll be sweet like this burger... Only it won't give me a heart attack... *Cough* God, I'm so lame... | |
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