All comics by EFish

 

by EFish
1-03-07
So I banged this hot rich chick on New Years.
Oh?
I took this off her underwear.
Mmm...smells like love.
Yeah, love and COOTCH.

 

by EFish
1-04-07
9/11....random elemantary school
hmm..2 plus 2 equals..4?
::sobs:: Children, school is dismissed. ::sobs:: You all have to go home now. ::sobs:: Your parents, ::sobs:: Your parents have something that they need to tell you. ::sobs:: Oh my god! ::sobs::
later at home
Dad....
What is it kiddo? You're home awfully early.
My teacher, Mrs. Havlock said that you had something you wanted to tell me....
THAT WOMAN IS A LIAR AND A WHORE!!!!

 

by EFish
1-08-07
Oh my god!! They're gonna get through.
What? You mean the zombies?
Of course I mean the fuckin zombies!! How the hell are we gonna outrun them?
What's this "we" stuff?
??
I don't have to outrun the zombies..I just have to outrun your fat ass.

 

Foreplay in Alabama...
Hey sis, you awake?
by EFish, 1-21-07

 

Foreplay in Canada...
Now this is what I'm talking aboot. Now you're gonna get it, eh?
I get the feeling I'm about to get more than a bullet...
by EFish, 1-21-07

 

by EFish
1-21-07
Hey Tyrone, I'm gonna step out right quick to talk to my brother. Just make yourself at home.
Hehe, word.
Hey sis, are you sure it's a good idea to leave that guy all alone in your apartment with all of your jewlery and shit?
Oh, it's cool. I keep all of the really expensive stuff with me at all times...Like this big diamond ring.
What? You wouldn't trust that guy not to steal your ring?
Are you kidding? The last time Tyrone saw a rock this big he was probably smoking it.

 

by EFish
1-31-07
Joey, what the hell happened to you? It look's like you got your ass kicked.
Yeah, This morning I saw 3 guys trying to mug an old lady, so I got involved.
Really? I'm proud of you buddy.
Yeah, she was a tough old broad. But in the end, the four of us got her purse.

 

by EFish
3-26-07
Dunh Dunh....The Bar
So Mr. Zimri, from what I hear, you know this EFish guy pretty well. What can you tell me about him?
Dude, he's about as awesome as a dumpster full of dropkicks! Alright, you don't even know.
Dunh Dunh....Random Office
Ms. Sandy-Kim, I heard from a few sources that you have had repeated encounters with the man known as EFish. Both Social and sexual in nature. What can you tell me about him?
Well, he's a real man ok? He could fuck a bulldozer into eight mini-coopers. Let me tell ya.
Dunh Dunh....St. Pats Catholic Church
Excuse me father, I understand that you have been EFish's priest since he was a child. What can you tell me about him?
Ah, just being in the same room as him is like receiving a blast from a shotgun full of handjobs...He's a great guy.

 

by EFish
3-28-07
So, you're the mortician handeling the corpse of EFish. What's the story?
Dude, I went through this guys pockets and he had cash in each pocket totalling up to about 14 grand altogether. Not to mention a flask of whiskey, a gun, some coke, and a copy of Halo 3.
.....
Yeah, and since he's been in here, he's had 4 hot grieving widows, 3 smokin girlfriends, 2 former U.S. Presidents, and an Irish mob hit squad come in to identify the body and mourn his death!
I meant, what was the cause of death?
Oh, well I'm pretty sure he overdosed on awesome-ness.

 

by EFish
1-24-10
The Office 10 years later...
Please help! Winter is coming and I need some paper to burn to stay warm.
Dunder Mifflin Scranton can solve all your paper needs. I'm the Regional Manager, Michael Scott and we are the most proffessional and efficient choice.
Fact: You will think twice before laughing at Jim's pranks on me, Ryan.

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