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by EFish
3-28-07
So, you're the mortician handeling the corpse of EFish. What's the story?
Dude, I went through this guys pockets and he had cash in each pocket totalling up to about 14 grand altogether. Not to mention a flask of whiskey, a gun, some coke, and a copy of Halo 3.
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Yeah, and since he's been in here, he's had 4 hot grieving widows, 3 smokin girlfriends, 2 former U.S. Presidents, and an Irish mob hit squad come in to identify the body and mourn his death!
I meant, what was the cause of death?
Oh, well I'm pretty sure he overdosed on awesome-ness.
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