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		|  |  |  |  |  | You little scammer, con artist and commie!  How come you got a book deal and an interview with Katie Cupcake and no publisher wants to publish my book? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Well, Jackie, I have breast implants, cut my own hair, make a habit of shoplifting, talk dirty to the FBI and my snook'ums is a warm and loving dolt. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | LEEEEE!  Ya cold old goat.  Get me my scissors, call Dr. Boobilicous and take me to the mall.  Call the FBI and tell them I'm loopy.  I need that book deal to prove Scooter's guilt, oops, innocence! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Yes dear.        Ya ole battleaxe.  Go crawl in a hole.  Nobody cares about us anymore. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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