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  ExNihilo  

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It bothers me that there are not more dinosaurs.
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by ExNihilo
9-06-02
Jim--I'm going out of town this weekend to rekindle the romance in my life. I need you to take care of my wife while I'm gone.
Isn't your wife going with you, sir?
That old bat? Hell no, Jim. I'm going to rekindle the romance between me and a little lass named the Great Outdoors.
The Great Outdoors, sir?
That's right. She's got tall pine trees for hair, soft, pillowy clouds for buttcheeks, and mountaintops for nipples.
All right, sir. Just remember that you're banned from going anywhere near Old Faithful.
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