Outside the Box

Author: ExNihilo

Date: September 8, 2002

by ExNihilo
9-08-02
Todd, I understand that you've been smoking in your cubicle.
Yes. And heavy drinking. Is this a problem?
I'm afraid so. The other workers around you are starting to complain that it hinders their work efforts.
Why don't you move those workers into a special "non-smoking section?"
Hmm. I like it. You're quite the idea man, Todd. I think I'll give you a raise.
Yes, sir. I also talked to the other workers. They said that they would work harder of you gave me a desk made of solid gold.