Because the Professionals are Straight

Author: ExNihilo

Date: September 10, 2002

by ExNihilo
9-10-02
Norbert! Rumor around the office is that you're gayer than a room full of amateur DJ's. Is this true?
Sir, doesn't that question invade my privacy?
Privacy? Pfft. You waived your right to privacy when you signed that document that said I could break in and rifle through the possessions in your house while you're at work.
I never signed that.
Oh. Then I guess that means you're gonna want your penis mags back.
Well, no wonder I couldn't find my copy of "T-Rexxx and the Triceracocks."