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| Well, crapcrabs. Now we have to get back into the time machine and chase Hitler to the origins of Thanksgiving, and we don't even know when that is! | |
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| Really? You're sure about this now? You didn't really seem to be all that sure of what you were doing before... | |
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| Look, I was a history major in college, I *know* when the origin of Thanksgiving was, okay? I was just having some fun with a time machine before, but now that we're after Hitler I'm serious. | |
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The Early Eocene, 49.3 Million Years Ago
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| Matt, a Propalaeotherium is *humping my leg.* Why on Earth did you take us back millions of years into the past before human beings were born to find the origins of Thanksgiving? | |
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| Duh! Everyone knows that Thanksgiving originated among our ancestors the godinotia monkeys. Now look out, that one's hurling its thanks at you right now. | |
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