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Still the Early Eocene, 49.1 million years ago...or whatever, close enough.
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| How did you manage to lose the damn time machine?!? Now we're stranded in some weird ass prehistoric forest and I'm probably going to get eaten by a dinosaur. | |
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| Oh, relax. The dinosaurs are long extinct by this point in time. The only real threat you have to worry about is Gastornis. | |
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| Gastornis? What's that...*GURRKHH!* | |
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| Gastornis was this six foot tall, thousand pound predatory bird. Kind of like a cross between a parrot, Attila the Hun and a thousand pound killer bird. Fast, deadly, could crack bones like walnuts... | |
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| Holy shit was it ever. I'd hate to be the poor bastard who fell into the flesh rending talons of a Gastornis, let me tell you. That poor asshole's life wouldn't be worth a subscription to Maxim. | |
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