Thanksgiving 17 - Time Travel is like an Alanis song

Author: Ezrael

Date: November 12, 2003

by Ezrael
11-12-03
Deuce, having been abducted by Gastornis, awakens in a dark cave...oh, right, and it's still 49 million years ago, you big babies.
...man, my head feels like I went on another of those Condo seminars with Terrance McKenna and BIG F&^#ING BIRDS!
Oh, look! The mammal is awake!
Excellent! And he's such a delightfully plump and tasty looking mammal! You get started on pulling his intestines out and stuffing him with wheat, I'll get the volcanic vent ready.
...you're gonna do the what to my what now?
You know, gut you, stuff you, cook you and eat you. We do this every year around this time. Reminds us of how much we have to be thankful for.
I get a drumstick! Dibs on a drumstick!