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| Hey birthday gurllll! So go on, we're all dying to know, what did he get you??? | |
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| Aw honey, he has been such a darlin'. He got me one of them chunky bracelets. I've been wearing it all day, it looks just divine! | |
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| Hey honey! I found your surprise, and I love it! How did you know I love chunky bracelets? | |
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| Whoa honey that ain't no bracelet. Those are my anal beads... | |
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| So that's what happened to my sock... | |
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| I once tricked my young cousin to the drink the contents of the tube from my blind Grandma's home enema kit - whilst in use (I told him it was chocolate milk) ... I'm going to hell now *sighs* | |
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