Sock it to me 18

Author: FrixFrax

Date: February 16, 2013

by FrixFrax
2-16-13
Hey birthday gurllll! So go on, we're all dying to know, what did he get you???
Aw honey, he has been such a darlin'. He got me one of them chunky bracelets. I've been wearing it all day, it looks just divine!
Hey honey! I found your surprise, and I love it! How did you know I love chunky bracelets?
Whoa honey that ain't no bracelet. Those are my anal beads...
So that's what happened to my sock...
I once tricked my young cousin to the drink the contents of the tube from my blind Grandma's home enema kit - whilst in use (I told him it was chocolate milk) ... I'm going to hell now *sighs*