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| Forgive me father, during you latest sermon, I got an erection, I then proceeded to play with it until I ejaculated into Mrs. Rose's hat | |
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| Jesus Christ! You dirty son of a bitch, you going to hell! BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN! | |
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| SATAN CAN TAKE YOUR SOUL NOW! I need my medication *weep* BURN! BURN! BURN! BURN! | |
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| So that's what happened to my sock... | |
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| I pissed in the holy water and watched a fully-grown man get baptized in it... I'm going to hell now *sigh* | |
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