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| I'M TELLING YOU BOK, THIS MAGIC CRYSTAL BALL WILL NEVER WORK, IT PREDICTED THAT I WOULD SAY THE WORD "TOADSTOOL" AT SOME POINT TODAY, AND I... OH WAIT, I JUST DID, IT'S AMAZING! | |
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| Wow, I wonder what'll predict next.... Holy tasbasco sauce! It says here that Drug Dealer Doug will die a horrible gruesome death... I wonder how that'll happen... | |
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| Hey Drug Dealer Doug, could you climb into the giant over-sized novelty blender, which has been known to slice people into a million pieces on impact, and unstick that pic axe I dropped in there? | |
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| Sure thing! Right after some drugs. Mwuhahahahaha! | |
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| DID YOU SEE TODAYS PAPER? IT SAYS: "PINK BALLET DRESSES INCLUDING THE TUTU, HALF PRICE" WHAT A BARGIN! OH, AND SHOES, HALF PRICE TOO! YAHOO! IT ALSO SAYS... "LOCAL DRUG DEALER FOUND DEAD... | |
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| ...After slipping on a bar of soap, Drug Dealer Doug, fell out of an open window, crashing below into a cage of untamed lions. That's so unfair! Drug dealers have all the fun! Also... | |
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