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| God, I feel like such a pervert, I had to buy KY Jelly today to stretch my ears... | |
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| I'm going to assume ears is code for "vaginal flaps" | |
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| You've got it all wrong man, I'm going to get a plug put in my ear, so I'm stretching my ears to fit it in, bit tingly though | |
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| Are sure you didn't accidentally pick up the "hot sensation" one by mistake | |
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| No, but since you've got sex on the brain, you can borrow my KY after I've done stretching my ears | |
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| Ew no, I wouldn't want your ear DNA up my ass | |
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