Whoopi Goldberg Wants To Free The Walrus - Do You?

Author: FrixFrax

Date: December 21, 2007

by FrixFrax
12-21-07
I'm standing here with Whoopi Goldberg, that's right - the one from Sister Act. Who is backing a campaign in favour on releasing Walrus in time for Christmas
People of the world, we have got to fight! Walrus needs your support, yes he made a mistake, but we all know the real reason Walrus is behind bars, it's to set an example to the rest!
And what example is that Whoopi?
Walrus is a homosexual! We must fight people, to show you can't lock up a man for loving another man!
Um Whoopi, Walrus isn't a homosexual
What!? Then why the hell do I care!? I'm going home to cash in the royalty checks from Ghost