Frozenfire  

Dan is too lazy to finish the current storyline he was in, about himself and Jesus escaping from Hell.

Let's just say that Jesus and I escape from Hell, I win a thousand dollars and Jesus gets to go save souls.

Anyway, in celebration we've deicded to throw a big fucking party.

Except that everyone hates me and would rather shove nails into my skull than hang out with me.

Holy shit. He's onto me.

Since Alex's punchline sucked, I'll turn into an asian chick to fufill your sexual desires.