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| Hey! Have you ever heard of pheromones before? | |
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| Of course. They're those chemicals our bodies naturally release to attract the opposite sex. | |
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| Exactly. Which leads to me to wonder: why do we cover them up by wearing deodorant and perfume and shit? | |
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| Hmmm, I don't know. Does seem kinda stupid now that you mention it. | |
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| It is. So from now on, I'm not gonna bathe or wear deodorant and let the opposite sex throw themselves on my natural stench. | |
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| .....you will call me when your plan fails, right? Don't come over, just call. | |
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