"I am" snitchin' on Moses

Author: Funkidelic

Date: June 20, 2002

by Funkidelic
6-20-02
On a day not unlike today...
Hahaha! Son, I found the funniest thing on the Internet: a debate forum at this place called the "RPG Maker Pavilion"!
Really? What's it like?
Well, everyone there has his or her own different opinion on my existence, but NOT ONE of them believes I'm a finger puppet!
Holy Moses!
Yeah, Moses didn't believe it either! That's why I'm known as "I am". He deliberately left off the "a finger puppet" part!
And he still wonders why he couldn't enter the Promised Land...