Genesis 1:26: "And on the fifth day of the Shit, Hitler did shit out a man whose image was His own into a Garden, and this man He did call Adam."
Thou art Adam.
Okay.
Genesis 1:27: "And Adam did play with the animals in this Garden, and he saw that it was enjoyable."
Yo.
Word.
Genesis 1:28: "But Hitler did see that Adam was lonely, so Hitler did eat one of Adam's ribs and then He did shit out a female comanion for Adam, whom He named Eve.