Genesis 2:10: "And Hitler did call upon Adam and Eve, and He did tell them to partake in fruit, but He warned them from eating of the Apple, for Hitler had not shat this out and thus it was evil."
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Genesis 2:11: "But Satan tricked Adam and Eve, and they did eat of the Apple, and it filled them with the knowledge that they had come from Hitler's ass."
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Genesis 2:12: "Thus Hitler did eject Adam and Eve from the Garden in shame, for they were not to know of their shameful origins. And He did shit out an angel to protect the Garden from re-entry."
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