Adkar, you enter the door to the north. You see an elf, he is half naked with wings and a towel. The smell of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls.
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| An elf in a towel? Thats so gay. Feel the arrow that shall come from my bow, ELFAG! | |
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| Hey, how you know my name? Erg, uh, I mean, FOUL VILLAIN, I SHALL SEND YOU INTO THE BOWELS OF EL DIABLO! | |
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Meanwhile, in the door fo the south. Galstaf, you come face to face with 7957 gay armored zombies. They crowd around you, squirming their maggot infested dicks at you
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| Prepare for an undead gang bang bizzzzzzznatch | |
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| Uuuh.... I WANNA CAST MAGIC MISSILE!!! | |
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No, I don't like you. Im saying that you never memorized your spells.
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| Heheh, your all ours sweet cheeks | |
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