President to be Bill Clinton beat Bush today in what can only be dubbed a humiliating defeat. We suspect that Bush may be waiting for the media to die down in a prison aboard a sinking turkish ship.
Thank you for that oddly specific announcement Jim -- in other news...
It's alright Mr. Bush --
No it's NOT! I've got to get Clinton back someway... but how? I'll be too old to run next time...
Maybe if we could get whatever president comes after Clinton to blame all of America's problems on him... if only there were some way to -- I don't know George ... double you?