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| I am so cool, women love me... not that I care...they are only good for making babies anyways... | |
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| It is so awesome to have friends like me...I am so cool in a bland way...where is a sperm receptical to make out with? | |
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| ...too bad women are used up after 20-21 years of age...ohhh well...there are always more...what would I be without some broad on my arm? | |
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| ...tell me about it...chicks validate my existence...plus when you don't want them to make any more babies you can have them clean your house and do your laundry... | |
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| Your man-show style humor is so cliche'd...Will you make out with me? | |
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| I love you...but I love my motorcycle more... | |
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