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Is your life unfulfilled? Do you ever feel the world would be better off without you?
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| I'm a shallow materialistic whore with nothing to offer the world. | |
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| Tell me about it, I with you'd just eat a bullet. | |
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Do you ever feel like you are just wasting resourses? Like you are nothing more than a tumor on the ass of society, a fat, bloated tumor?
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| "It isn't my fault that I eat enough to feed a small village, I must keep up my strength to cheer on reality TV contestants. | |
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| At least you are easy to make fun of. | |
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Well, No longer...thanks to Ubergrin, the newest head drug guaranteed to make you ignore how vacuous and meaningless your life is.
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| Now I am so happy, I just lie flat on my back and have men buy me designer things when they're done. | |
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| I just smile and get fatter, I'm on disability now and I can't stop smilin'! | |
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