Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-23-03
Buying condoms this very moment at a CVS in downtown Atlanta...
Um... Hello. I would like to buy this spindly little sea creature sealed in tin foil...
After filling it with water and poking tiny holes into its delicate skin, I will make a delightful play toy for my Brahmin children...
Infidel pervert.
Yes. I know.
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