Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-23-03
Buying condoms this very moment at a CVS outside the Ozarks...
Oh, sister, these artificial teats will be the perfect prosthetic for my cow Bessy...
See, Bessy lost her udders in a barn-raising mishap...
You'll burn like the rest of us, Weedy.
(Gulp) Ever see 'Witness'?
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