Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-23-03
Buyin' condoms this very moment at a CVS on Skywalker Ranch...
Yessiree, these'll do perfectly...
See, um, I'm supposed to take part in an auto-asphyx orgy in the, ahem, climax of 'The Muppets Gangbang the Alphabet People'...
I know that's George Lucas's erect penis under that sock puppet.
Ahem... May the force be with you.
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