Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-24-03
After our trip to Alpha Centauri, we've returned to a barren lifeless Earth... ravaged by the MTV Style Wars of 2064.
Looks like you and I will have to repopulate the damn place.
Unfortunately, my penis is still the girth and essential shape of a large cockerspaniel. These next few years will be hellishly painful for you, Monkey Bitch...
Sniff.
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