Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
11-24-03
Buying condoms this very moment at a CVS near the Lincoln Memorial...
Yeah, I wear these things on my fingers while I listen to the Stones...
I hate having bloody fingerprints all over my forehead... Which inevitably happens during 'Wild Horses'...
Paper or plastic?
Well, fuck, paper's not going to stop the bleeding...!
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