Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
12-19-03
Today, we will attain the 'feast of the chocolate starfish' position... Why are you blushing, my faithful?
'Feast of the chocolate starfish'?
Yes. It will bring us three hundred and forty-nine steps closer to Shambala...
Isn't 'chocolate starfish' gay for 'asshole'?
Hush, and strip. We're streaming live in thirty-seconds...
I thought that Buddha statue looked conspicuously like a web cam...
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