Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
12-19-03
Yes, my pupil. It is time I taught you the ancient secret art of levitation...
Oh, what wonderful joy! Today, I truly smell the clean mountain air of Agartha (navel of the earth)!
Take off your robe and sit on this sacred platform...
But master, that's not a platform. That's an almost perfect rubber replica of your penis...?
It's well-lubed, if that's what you're concerned about.
Is that a web cam buried inside it?
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