Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
12-29-03
As a young man, James Whale would often find himself in awkward situations with lady friends...
Um, well you see... Lucy, my dear... You must excuse me for one moment.
Why, of course, James. Prime the pump. Piddle your diddle. Whatever you require...
Fortunately, a dose of absinthe remedied his maladroit sexual proclivities...
Ah, there we are... Now then, get on your knees, morose starlet!
Oh, James...
The effect did not last long.
It looks as if I'm... finished. Well, then, I hope I've pleased you, you rotting fetid thing...
*blink*
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