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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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The Making of 'Gerry'

by Hans_Gruber
12-29-03


	Gus Van Sant can eat a dick, as far as I'm concerned. What do you think, Matt?


	He's an artist. Get used to it, Casey.


	Edward Hopper is an artist, Matt. Gus is the man-condom of Hollywood.


	Really? I thought that position was currently filled by your older brother...


	And cut! Excellente! I'm thinking of splicing this into the special edition of "My Own Private Idaho"... Betcha didn't know I was filming you, young Afflek. Now swallow your own tongue!


	Sure, Gus. swallows tongue

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