Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
8-26-05
For my next act, I'll need a volunteer from the audience...
What's up, bitch! Hoobstank, motherfucker! Ha ha ha! Go Wisconsin!
I must warn you- this is no parlour trick. It might be humiliating- you might be hypnotized to, say, do the naked Chicken on your buddy's face over there...
Why not! It's his birthday, dog! He's the shit!
Excellent, excellent. First, in preparation, I must eat a newborn human baby...
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