Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it shits on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.

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by Hans_Gruber
8-28-05
And now- the greatest illusion ever known to mankind... Allllaaaaakaaaa-
Screw you, bum-tunneler!
Sir, you've broken my concentration...
Ha ha ha! Aw shit! I didn't mean nothing by it, just messin' is all... HOOBASTANK!
...on a spell keeping your wife from funneling acid into your ear and dissolving your brain in your sleep.
I, uh... I... *sob*
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