Quit your day job

Author: Injokester

Date: April 29, 2010

by Injokester
4-29-10
What's the status Chen?
They're everywhere sir, once again the zombies have escaped from R&D and overrun the office, killing 80% of our staff.
That's excellent news!
Excellent news? 400 people are dead, sir.
Precicely! With an 80% reduction in staff my chances of winning the quarterly employee raffle increase 5-fold! I could win two movie tickets Chen. Two!