Karen! How'd you like a promotion to head of marketing?
Really! Wow, thanks!
All you have to do is dress up entirely in McDonalds napkins so we can act out an "O Rly, Ya Rly" owl scene while you whip my posterior with a stick of cabana.
You know, as much as I'd like that position I think I'll pass.
Damn! Well in that case tell Chen to come up to my office. Maybe he'd like to be head of marketing.