JedShepherd

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.

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STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 7)

by JedShepherd
11-20-11


	Thanks for saving me from the bleakness of space Steve. I only had like an hour of air left!


	I'm not real. I'm a hallucination you're having due to lack of Oxygen. You're going to wake up in a second just in time to watch yourself suffocate to death. Talking Dinosaur? You kidding me?


	It's no wonder you ain't got a girlfriend bro.

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