JedShepherd

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.

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STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 8)

by JedShepherd
11-20-11

On Observation Deck 26, Steve shares a cuppa with George, a retired Postman and now avid metal detecting addict.


	So I said to Joanne, "I like you and all that, but you're too much in my face. We should go on a break" and she was all like "waaaaaahhhhhh" like crying her eyes out..


	She's behind me isnt she?


	She's behind me right? OH GOD I always put my foot in it. It's like that time I ate a tampon because Carlos told me it was a new type of Flake and..


	I killed my wife today.

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