Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
11-20-11
We've been friends for a long time Carlos haven't we? What's it been now, six years?
Yeah, something like that Steve.
It just struck me that you've.. never shown me your face. I just talk to your tentacle while you stand behind a screen door.
Well... I'm embarrassed. I don't like the way I look. People get the wrong idea when they see me... but okay. As it's you...
Erm.. Carlos is short for Cthulhu right? Ah...Erm... I kinda miss your whole tentacle thing Carlos. Could we go back to the tentacle thing? I've just urinated down my leg.
I guess... I knew you'd be all weird about it.
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