Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
11-26-11
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Yo Steve, I am... Noodle! I am new to this beautiful ship! I was picked up from a Trash Planet on the brink of destruction from a flailing sunburst. Will you be my friend?
Carlos. I know it's you. You are genuinely a sub-par puppeteer. Has it really come to this?
How did you know it was me? I've been practicing in the mirror all weekend. You didn't even give me a chance to do my song.
Because I am a puppet too, controlled by one of your other tenticles. You've been talking to yourself for years and...
We need some new friends.
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