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  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
11-26-11
So, Dr. Foster told me that if I don't find a new kidney donor, I'll probably die within a few months. I took the liberty of having you tested while you were sleeping and you're a perfect match...
Erm... well I guess I have two of them and we have sorta been friends for a few months. Okay. Okay, I'll do it! I'll save your life! It's the kinda thing that will bring us closer as friends!
Tony! That's... amazing! You... You don't know how much this means to me! You've literally saved my life! If there is ANYTHING I can do for you to somehow make it up to you even a little bit...
Well... I'm doing a little acoustic set in rec room 8 tonight. why don't you come along? It's a touch alt-folk, with elements of indietronica. I'm quite nervous, I could really do with the support...
Oh... tonight? Erm... Ah, I'm really sorry... I've got... Erm... Tennis Lessons tonight and erm... I've injured my ear drum in the shower so can't make it... have a good gig though...
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