Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
11-26-11
So... I think I understand what you're saying. You're saying that Joanne ISN'T having second thoughts about dumping me?
Uh huh. I'm sorry to say. You barely even register to her.
And you're saying that there is no point in pining for her as there is no chance she will ever take me back AND that she is happy with her new boyfriend?
Yes! Im glad you finally get it! Now we can...
You're completely right Carlos. I need to go take that beatbox class on Rec Bay 3 and write a song about our love that she can dance to! Thanks man!
Anytime Steve. *sigh*
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