JedShepherd

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.

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STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 16)

by JedShepherd
11-26-11

Steve the Dinosaur travels down to the nearest moon to practice his beatboxing.


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As any archaelogist worth his salt will tell you, besides the meteor theory, beatboxing is the only other credible reason why the dinosaurs died out.


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I mean... Who would procreate with that?


	Bpf Bpf Bpf bp Tsh... HEY. That's really harsh narrator!

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