JedShepherd

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.

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STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER (EPISODE 23)

by JedShepherd
11-27-11


	So if you won't tell me your name and you're my nemesis, what do I call you? I mean I'm bound to reference you in conversations with friends and colleagues, especially if you're trying to kill me.


	Erm...


	Mr. Dick. I'll call you Mr. Dick. If you won't tell me your name then I'll have to call you Mr. Dick. That cool?


	Is that cool Mr. Dick? I'll say "let me know when Mr. Dick is around, he is gonna creep up behind me and do me in and his name is Mr. Dick"

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