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  JedShepherd  

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Hello, I am Jed. I write things that actually happen. STARSHIP MOTHERFUCKER is actually a documentary account of real-life dinosaurs that escaped the extinction and now hurtle through space, looking for home. On the way they meet alot of strange characters that add little to the plot save for the fact they are all motherfuckers.
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by JedShepherd
12-02-11
I'm a good looking guy aren't I Carlos?
Damn straight you are. One of the best looking guys around these parts.
And I'm talented son of a gun aren't I?
Your beatboxing is second to none on this ship. How you make those cymbal sounds with your funny shaped mouth is a sight to behold. Why do you ask?
Someone said you were gay and that you fancied me and I wasn't sure but I've got my answer now. I can't blame you Carlos. I can't blame you at all.
Right.
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