JohnnyPolite

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I'm sorry, I don't think I'm cool enough to deserve an entire block of text all about me. But koalas. Aren't they something? With their lazy-bear faces and their...koala.

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har har!

by JohnnyPolite
4-27-06


	So, this chick was talking to me about how adorable and shit her cat is, and the bastard is shedding all over the place, and rubbing his ass against my leg, and just being a fucking lame-o in general.


	Right.


	So I tell her her cat is kinda weird, you know, a kinda tactful way of saying "Is this thing retarded?" So she tells me the cat is like "an artist."


	wtf.


	So I said "Hey, I make art with cats! I call it 'Dead cat in a can of paint'!" HAR HAR!


	... You sicken me.

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