JohnnyPolite  

So, how was the party?

Oh man. There were all these retards high on E, and you wouldn't believe the shit they spew out their mouths. One girl was talking to some drunk guy about, I quote, "How great it is to be smart."

Then the girl mentioned how she was a writer, so the guy said yeah? Me too! Yeah, I brought some of my poems, they're amazing shit.. Anyone who describes their own poems as 'amazing shit' has no soul.

You know that the idea of a party is to socialise, right, not watch and mentally judge people for fun.

Whatever, guy.